Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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