talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
now i know why i became what i already was.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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