Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Randomize
