I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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