Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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