Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
