doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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