Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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