My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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