Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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