I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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