That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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