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Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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