Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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