Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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