dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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