BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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