I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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