Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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