piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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