Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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