So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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