I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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