glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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