He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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