ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he was CRYING into my vagina
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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