hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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