How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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I need you to use more vowels.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
