So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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