i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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