I accidentally burped into my bong.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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