make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize