I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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