who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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