i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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