Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
a search helicopter?!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
