I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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