He disabled his match.com account in front of me
even my farts smell like vagina
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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