a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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