Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
time to smoke my breakfast
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
