Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
