As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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