So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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