Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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