I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
