You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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