Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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