its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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