Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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