I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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