dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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