it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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